Mermaids bother me

I can’t figure out why mermaids have breasts.

Their reproductive half is not mammalian.

This means they lay eggs and swim away. The babies never know them. There is no nursing.

So what are the knockers for?

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5 Responses to “Mermaids bother me”

  1. Will Says:

    You obviously haven’t seen all of Red Dwarf.

  2. Gunky Says:

    they’re for luring human men.

  3. roberto Says:

    Exactly what Gunky said. It’s the ironic equivalent of putting one of those plastic squids on the end of a fishing line. In fact, mermaid breasts aren’t real either.

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