The shortest distance between my nerves

Whoever coined ‘The shortest distance between two points is a straight line’ did not take basic geometry.

I never use this expression.

For one thing, a line is straight by definition.

And worse, a line goes on forever. How can that be the shortest distance?

I say the shortest distance between points is a segment.

2 Responses to “The shortest distance between my nerves”

  1. gunky Says:

    i like the category under which this entry is filed!

  2. Mike Houser Says:

    This should be filed under, “way too much time on my hands”. I’m just sayin’…

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