Pets are nasty

My dogs got skunked this morning.

This is a boon for my cat Newsie, who for the first time is not the stinkiest animal in the house.

My son’s friend said her teacher’s dog got skunked and then climbed into the bed.

That reminds me of a story.

Before we were married, my husband and I shared a dog, Ozone.

My then boyfriend woke up one morning feeling something wet in the bed. He scooted from it at first, but later woke enough to realize it was probably bad.

It was. It was a gift from Ozone.

It was half a opossum.

Advertisements

Tags:

3 Responses to “Pets are nasty”

  1. Jeremy A. Says:

    Skunks may have a bad reputation, but not in this PBS commercial:

    “Domestic Skunks – Be open minded”
    url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDGleOFVIjY

    Enjoy.
    =D

  2. Will Says:

    Nothing compared to the Terry Jones flying penguin advert (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23qDl1aH9l4) Jeremy.

    I’d say half an opossum in the bed is better than having your cat attack your ankles every time you got up in the morning (story of my elementary school years that is)

  3. Stats « Stories O' Mine Says:

    […] possibly my favorite, is in fourth place, and Pets are Nasty rounds out the top […]

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


%d bloggers like this: