A linguistic distinction

Same-sex marriage was legalized in both New Hampshire and Maine yesterday.

I’ve been convinced, by acquaintance and scientific reports, that people who are gay are born that way.

In light of this, I don’t think ‘sexual orientation’ is the right term.

Gay, straight or bisexual, I refer to it as one’s ‘sexual affliction.’

And to maintain a sense of reality, when we play The Game of Life, I make all the players draw their spouse pegs blind.

Might be pink; might be blue. You get what you get.

Apparently this is the way it’s meant to be done. Imagine my surprise when I went to the official site to link a photo of the spouse pegs .

One Response to “A linguistic distinction”

  1. Will Says:

    Sadly, Nuclear Holocaust Game of Life doesn’t work as well.

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