My friend, the Dirty Old Man, is also an amateur stand-up comedian. He performed at my recent birthday party.
He really is too admirable for the moniker I’ve given him. Please read the name dripping with respect.
As he took the microphone, Scotchie yelled, “Keep it clean, Fred!”
Frown from Fred at Scotchie, then “Do you know why Jewish men are circumsized?”
He went to that mike to perform three times between tribute stories – most of which involved my mooning or flashing someone.
He kept my guests in stitches, even as they told how I don’t stay in mine.